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My Other Ride is Your Mom - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:L a protruding tongueSanta's sleigh is only his second favorite thing to ride, and he's not even subtle about announcing the first. Naughty list management has always been more of a personal hobby than a professional obligation. The Details: Arched white groovy lowercase text reads "my other ride is your mom" in a rounded retro typeface. Below, a detailed white vintage engraving style illustration depicts Santa Claus seated in his sleigh, waving with one hand raised. Fit