Walken in a Winter Wonderland - 11oz Coffee Mug greatoutdoors1 Scrawling a message on a

Scrawling a message on a dead guy's sweater is John McClane's version of leaving a Yelp review

A high-contrast black and white illustration depicts a heavyset bald man in a crouching stance aiming a tommy gun

A vintage illustration of El Guapo's cackling face beneath an oversized sombrero with radiating sunburst lines sits between the numbers "19" and "23

Tuberculosis couldn't kill him fast enough to stop him from being everybody's problem

Walken in a Winter Wonderland - 11oz Coffee Mug greatoutdoors1 Scrawling a message on aWalking in a winter wonderland requires a very specific cadence, unusual pauses, and an unblinking stare that makes the snowman uncomfortable. Apparently the holidays need more cowbell. The Details: Ornate white script text reads "Walken" above a digital illustration of a man's face with swept back hair, encircled by a green holly wreath with red berries. White Old English text below reads "in a winter wonderland," with scattered white dots